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confessingtos a demandé:

Okay, imagine AOS Kirk asking Bones for some advice on how to start a relationship with Spock and Bones tells him to use a pick-up line. And so a blushing (stupid) Kirk goes up to Spock one day in a rec room and asks "Spock... are you a picture? Because I want to nail you into the wall." And Bones is guffawing in the background, rolling on the floor in laughter and Spock just /doesn't get it./


imagine jim blushing like an idiot and trying to explain what it meant and he ends up explaining all the different terms humans use instead of the word ‘sex’ and bones is laughing so hard that TEARS are running down his face and jim wants to melt through the floor

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